"I Wish I Could Go To The Gathering"

To the song "I Wish I Was an Oscar Meyer Weiner",
Lyrics by an unknown author

Oh how I wish I could go to the Gathering
So many of my good friends will be there
Always wanted to go to New York City
Breathe deeply of the dirty, smelly air
They say next year that it might be in Texas
Well, if it's true that would suit me just fine
Because come Hell or high water, I intend
To be at the Gathering '99.