Danyal's Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Good Reasons The Pack is Upgraded
- Jackal and Hyena never have to worry about an itch.
- The Pack can slap hands fifty feet away.
- Hyena never has to worry for a bathing suit when she goes swimming.
- Wolf can try out for wrestling.
- Jackal can start a fasion statement.
- Jackal's blaster fingers can help if Hyena gets a zit.
- Jackal has a fair armwrestle with Wolf now.
- Hyena is nicely dressed when she gets a date.
- Wolf can fight Fox when she wears the Eye Of Odin.
and the number one good reason the pack is upgraded: - The Pack can kill anyone that doesn't think they look good.
Top Ten Bad Reasons The Pack Is Upgraded
- What if Hyena broke her high heels?
- The Gargoyles are finally fighting someone uglier than themselves!
- What if Jackal ran out of blaster fingers?
- Wolf is getting sensitive about his weight.
- What if Jackal doesn't want to be a jackal after he was one?
- Wolf still can't compete with Goliath because he can't fly.
- What if Hyena's guns ran out of ammo?
- What if someone knocked off Jackal's arms and destroyed them?
- If Jackal streches out his middle, people will think it's fat.
and the number one bad reason the pack is upgraded: - Wolf can't work out anymore.
Danyal Herder