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Top Ten Things I Would Like to Hear on Gargoyles

10. Xanatos: "and I woulda gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those damned gargoyles, and their dog too"
9. Lexington: "did I do thaaaaat?", in Steve Urkel voice
8. Hudson: "hooked on phonics worked for me"
7. Bronx: "kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits"
6. Steel Clan: "its morphin time!"
5. Goliath: "Ezekial 25:17, the path of the righteous man...."
4. Goliath: "to infinity and beyond!"
3. Angela: "Elisa, do you ever feel..... not so fresh?"
2. Xanatos: "be vewy vewy quiet... i'm hunting gagoyles...huhuhuh"
1. Elisa: "i have to go to the ladies room, Broadway, hold my gun"

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Top Ten Villains That Should be on Gargoyles:

10. Bill Cosby ("I'll destroy you Goliath, but before I do, here, have a pudding pop")
9. Homey D. Clown ("I suppose your here to destroy my plans. Take me to jail, like the laws of "the man" say.... I don't think so, homey don't play that")
8. Beavis and Butthead team up with Puck
7. Gaston (revealed to be the real hunter)
6. The Maytag Man (he needs somethin to do)
5. Elvis (the true owner of excalibur)
4. Those aliens from Independence Day
3. The Predator teams up with The Hunter
2. Bowser
1. Susan Powter vs. Broadway

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Top Ten Things I'd Like to See:

10. Al Bundy "I warned you David, not to marry a read-head, I did and look what happened to me"
9. The Tick "SPOON!!"
8. Dr Ruth, talking to Elisa and Goliath
7. President Clinton talking to Brooklyn about don't ask, don't tell
6. The Energizer Bunny
5. Steve Urkel, at nerd convention with lexington
4. Goliath has a talk with Lexington about those magazines he found
3. Goliath uses the Phoenix Gate, and meets bill and ted
2. Demona tying up Goliath with a white silk scarf, then pulling out an icepick from under the pillow
1. Lexington finding a naked picture of Demona on the internet

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