
Nayla's, Ellsway's & Elaine's Top Ten Lists
Top Ten Puzzles About Gargoyles:
- When will Bronx grow up?
 - What is that blue mark over Fox's eye?
 - What the heck was Titania talking about when she said she was repaying a favor?
 - What do Una and Leo think now that Griff is missing, AGAIN?
 - Is Puck ever going to come back?
 - Will Demona ever use Titania's mirror again?
 - What was Puck doing in that mirror anyway?
 - Gargoyles, elves, talking animals, what's next; fairies?
 - Gargoyles, humans, elves . . . next thing you know there will be
     vampires!
and the number one puzzler - Is the gargoyles TV show the new source of income for the STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION cast?
 
Top Ten Why's:
- Why was Elisa so quick to accept the gargoyles?
 - Why can't Xanatos find where the gargoyles live?
 - Why is it that when ever someone joins Xanatos's team they are replaced by a 'Xanatos clone'?
 - Why can't Macbeth deside whose side he's on?
 - Why did Lexington have hair when he was a human and not when he was a gargoyle?
 - For that matter, why did Broadway?
 - Why is it that when ever there is a fight and the castle is damaged the next time you see it it looks like brand new?
 - Why did the other gargoyles stay on Avalon?
 - Why hasn't anyone else found Avalon?
and the number one why for Gargoyles - Why can't Hudson's sword make up its mind on whether or not to turn to stone?
 
Top Ten Xanatos Puzzles
- Is Xanatos in an eternal sleep? (Did Owen forget to set the alarm clock?)
 - When are Xanatos and Fox going to find time to rasie a screaming baby?
 - When will Xanatos run out of money?
 - Exactly how many buisnesses does Xanatos own?
 - How did Xanatos move the castle from Scottlin to New York?
 - And how the heck does that Skyscraper hold it up?
 - What will Xanatos think when he finds out who Angela's parents are?
 - Why doesn't Xanatos just crush them and get it over with?
 - I thought every human had to have a heart to live, so how come Xanatos
     is still alive?
and the number one Xanatos puzzle (okay so it is a question about Owen, so what?) - Doesn't Owen know by now that it costs and ARM and a leg to work for this guy?!
 
Top Ten Avalon Mysteries
- Will Goilath and the others ever get home?
 - Isn't Matt out there looking for Elisa?
 - Exactly how full IS Elisa's mail box?
 - Shouldn't the other gargoyles be bouncing off the walls wondering where Goliath and the others are?
 - Goliath and Elisa have traveled everywhere, where to next? Under the sea?
 - How about Minnesota?
 - Will Elisa still have a job when she comes back?
 - If not, then what?
 - Gargoyles in space, need I say more?
and the number one Avalon mystery - What happens if Elisa, Goliath, Angela and Bronx are needed in two places at once?
 
Top Ten Gargoyle's Mysteries
- How long can Fang live in that... thing?
 - When did Lexington start taking modern tecnology classes?
 - What does Hudson find on that TV to watch?
 - Where are the Tadloids in New York? Are they blind?
 - Where do the gargoyles get their food, or do they eat at all?
 - How much does a cop get payed in New York... enough to feed 10?!
 - Where can I find someone like Owen to work for me?
 - Kids are showing up everywhere, next thing you know Demona will be pregnant!
 - If Demona has a kid, will Macbeth feel it?
and the number one Gargoyles mystery - How many people HAVE the gargoyles sent to the mental ward?
 
Questions, Questions, Ten More Questions:
- When are they going to add some more characters to the show that are going to STAY on the show?
 - Where are all the girl gargoyles?
 - Can gargoyles get sick?
 - How do Broadway's wings support his weight?
 - What ever did happen to Mace Malone?
 - What will Matt do now that he is a member of the Illuminati?
 - When will Goliath learn that a human and gargoyle can't go any further then friendship?
 - What would the show be like if the humans and gargoyles traded places, for keeps?
 - Don't the gargoyles celebrate any holidays?
and the number one question - Doesn't the police station notice that their electric bill has gone UP! lately?
 
Hello Again! Top Ten Questions's
- So when are the gargoyles going to have their 1,000th year reunion?
 - Where did Goliath, Brooklyn, and Lexington learn to read?
 - Who is supporting the gargoyles while Elisa is on 'vacation'?
 - How did the boat end up in the University Pool?
 - Aren't there any kids in New York?
 - What would happen if a kid made friends with a gargoyle?
 - How long do Gargoyles live?
 - What would happen if a gargoyle fell 'asleep' over an ocean?
 - Why not have a gargoyle that doesn't turn to stone but stays in gargoyle
     form during the day (like me)?
and the number one: - "So Elisa, what's it like being in love with a gargoyle?"
 
Top Ten... well you've heard this all before so we think we'll just skip it, you know what we are talking about.
- If a gargoyle turned to stone while touching a human, would that human turn to stone?
 - Where does Demona get all of her laser guns?
 - Goliath is always having to save Elisa, let's have Elisa save him for once!
 - Why does Angela always get her butt kicked in a fight?
 - What will Demona think when she finds out she has a daughter?
 - What would happen if the princess and Magus left one of the eggs in the rockery?
 - Why is gargoyles turning in to a soap opera?
 - Do the eggs turn to stone during the day?
 - Just how long is the night in New York?
and the number one question: - Why do their clothes turn to stone along with their bodies?
 
Top Ten Annoying Things About the Show That I Have to Ask About:
- Did Goliath and Demona have anymore children?
 - Will Demona dop her evil ways and go back after Goliath?
 - Why can't Demona see that Thailog is just using her?
 - Why didn't the gargoyles have names?
 - Of all the names, why did the trio have to pick streets?
 - Why did Hudson name himself after a lake?
 - Why was Goliath the only one with a name?
 - Why do the gargoyles protect humans?
 - How do the gargoyles get so strong?
and the number one annoying... you get the idea - Why was Kathrine such a jerk?!
 
Top Ten Gargoyles Questions:
- Do the gargoyles (besides Hudson) dream?
 - Can Broadway get any fater?
 - Where did the first gargoyle come from?
 - Can Lexington get any smarter?
 - Where did Oberon's children come from?
 - Why haven't the humans ever heard of Oberon's children?
 - Will we ever see Derick get a job? (as an electrition maybe?)
 - Where did Brooklyn learn to ride a motorcycle?
 - Why do the gargoyles turn to stone?
and the number one - When is the bank going to put up that sign by Elisa's house that says FOR SALE?
 
You've Seen Our Other Lists, These are the Leftovers
- What were Demona and Thailog doing in France?
 - Savarios made one clone, what's to stop him from making another?
And finally (yes folks we are done) (but we'll be back) - Isn't anyone going to thank us for all these wonderful lists?
 
Top Ten New Characters You Should Add to Gargoyles:
- Have one of the trio become friends with a kid in Manhatten
 - A gargoyle that is immortal and has seen the years gone by (they'd make a heck of a history teacher)
 - A modern day wizard/enchantress who is not good but yet is not bad
 - A character who switches sides often and is not to be trusted
 - Have Elisa fall in love with someone else for a few episodes (what would Goliath say?)
 - A gargoyle who knows where the first gargoyle came from and they explain (the mystery is really starting to get to me)
 - A shadowy character (gargoyle or human) who drops in many times and helps the gargoyles out, doesn't revial his true identity
 - A human with special powers, like ESP or something (hey the show needs something new)
 - A human gargoyle crossbread, human by day and gargoyle by night but
     human and gargoyle are two very diffrent people (just like my friends
     Elaine & Ellsways)
and the number onenew character you should add to Gargoyles - A gargoyle who was made immortal, is a shape-changer, is afraid of small places because of previous years, high magical experience (in one word, ME!)
 
(More and more) Top Ten Questions
- Whose side is Savarius on?
 - When is Q (or his voice) going to show up?
 - How many more gargoyles are you going to add?
 - Where did all the humans go?
 - Who's going to get Angela?
 - Don't you have enough clones already?
 - Is Shakesphere one of your skript writers?
 - Is purple your favorite color? (I mean you use it EVERYwhere)
 - What the heck is the Gathering?!
and the number one question is: - Am I the only one who thinks gargoyles is turning into a soap opera?
 
Top Ten Things I Like About Puck
- "Big ole Daddy Oberon..." (with the finger movements)
 - He's a trickster, and a good one at that
 - One of the most annoying characters
 - He'd be great at a party
 - What he did to Demona
 - How he 'out Vogeled' Vogel
 - His 'props' in The Gathering Part II
 - One of the few characters who can fly WITHOUT wings
 - He's kinda cute
and the number onereason I like Puck so much - He bends Oberon's rules so well
 
Top Ten Things/People That Would Not Surprize Me If They Showed Up On Gargoyles:
- Big Blue Portal (SLIDERS)
 - The Enterprise
 - Spock
 - Q
 - Voyager
 - Romeo
 - Juliet
 - Maskerade (Well, who do you think she is?)
 - Elaine and Ellsways (hint hint)
and the number one thing that would not surprize me - If you put me on Gargoyles (even bigger hint)
 
Top Ten Things the Producers Better Not Put on the Show
- Power Rangers
 - Sailor Moon
 - Spiderman
 - X-Men
 - More of the fey (Though I must admit they are good for a laugh)
 - More laser guns
 - Another person who vows to find out what those flying things were
 - More Shakespeare
 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
and the number one thing that they better not add to the show - More clones
 
Top Ten Bad Guys I Hope They Don't Put On The Show Gargoyles
- Another crazed genetisist
 - A crazed multi-millionare (oops, too late)
 - A crazed ex-boyfriend
 - Basically any more crazed anythings
 - Another character who constantly changes sides
 - A mutant Jalopina pepper
 - Talking pink brain from another dimension
 - Anyone from the negaverse
 - More clones (am I getting my point across here?)
and the number one Bad Guy I hope They Don't Add To The Gargoyle Characters List - A magical baby (come on people, I mean besides Alexander)
 
The Top Ten Reasons I write All These Crazy Lists
- I got bored
 - Hey, I'm a gargoyle (sometimes our egos need lifting)
 - So the producers would have a place to look for extra story ideas (hint hint!)
 - To give everyone an idea just how confusing this show is
 - To give my views
 - Xanotos told me to! (just kidding)
 - I'm addicted to my computer
 - I'm hopping Lexington will find his way on to this page
 - People like to read them (I hope)
and the number one Reason I Write All These Annoying Lists - Because when you're 995 years old you run out of things to fill your day
 
Nayla, Elaine, & Ellsway Stone

